I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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