if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
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ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
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what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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