WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
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On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
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Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
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The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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