Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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