Heybabeimwearingurpanties
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
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