super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
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Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
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i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
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