listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
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You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
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Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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