wrigley field is MILF paradise
handjob tips. give me some.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
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My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
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You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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