I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
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We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
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As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.