I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
honey bunches of taint.
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I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
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You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf