its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
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i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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