Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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