Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
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I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
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yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.