Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
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glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
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These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
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The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
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