Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
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Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
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My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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