Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
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i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
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There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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