I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
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What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
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You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
A bitchslap is in order.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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