whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
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His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
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Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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