We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
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there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
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I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas