so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
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Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
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The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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