If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
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My vagina supports interfraternal relations
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
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Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
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