Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
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