: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
You need Xanax blowdarts
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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