He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
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I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
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You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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