I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
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It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
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'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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