Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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