I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
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i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
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Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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