she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
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