Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
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apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
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Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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