Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
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You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
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I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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