Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
There are leaves in my underwear?
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