Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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