I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
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hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
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Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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