I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
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Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
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Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.