So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
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There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
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Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.