Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
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