Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
23 Theme Park Employees Confess The Biggest Adult Tantrums They’ve Witnessed
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
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4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU