i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
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you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
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I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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