I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
Randomize
