This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
Operation Purity has been aborted
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
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