if you like me you must not know who I am
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
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You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
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I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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