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  I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.

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• (952): View more from Minnesota

  Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.

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• (850): View more from Florida

  His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.

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• (506): View more from New Brunswick

  I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.

  (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  I pray for you bro.

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.

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• (778): View more from British Columbia

  "I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  Your mankini haunted my dreams.

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