Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
People in love make me want to vomit
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
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I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
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Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.