Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
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What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
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But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.