idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
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