when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
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He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
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Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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