She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
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I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
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I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
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