I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
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Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
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He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
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