:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
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When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
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we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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