He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
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