sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
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I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
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Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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