so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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