I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
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