Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
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there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
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It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I can feel your judgement through the phone