You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
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All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
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The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage