it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
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She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
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We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.