Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
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How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
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The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night