that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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